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"There's a war on Christmas," they say.
"All Pagans now go away."
What they don't understand is that they're in the minority.
All these faiths and holy days are better than that stolen day you claim is all yours,
Or so all you say.
Calan Gaeaf
Armistice Day
Diwali and day of Bodhi
Krampusnacht
Saint Nicholas Day
Pancha Ganapati
Malkh
Mōdraniht
Saturnalia
And there are more coming in chorus 2 so
If you ever wonder why Happy holidays
Is what we say instead of
Merry Christmas
This is a list
So that you might see
It's more complicated than just that
Happy Holidays
To you from me
If you refuse to accept that other people than you exist
Maybe you should be on Father Winter's naughty list
Or Maybe a little more rage is what you deserve
And so Granny Frost's world famous knuckle sandwich will be served
Dies Natalis Solis Invicti
HumanLight
Hanukkah
Yule
Yalda
Koliada
Chalica
And that's not all the religious ones cause there
Are even more coming to you in the bridge
And so if you choose to
Wonder why happy Holidays is what we say
Instead of merry Christmas
Remember that this is a list to remind you why I say
Happy Holiday to each and all of you so
Newtonmas
Kwanza and Soyal
And then to top it all off you Christians have Winter Holidays that aren't Christmas
So, when you morons say that we are being bigoted by saying, "Happy Holidays," you show yours and the world sees
Wonder why Happy Holidays is what we say instead of Merry Christmas
This song is a list to help you see that there are less people in the world like you than me so,
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
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Well
There's no much to say
By light of day
Welcome to my parlor
Child of the Fae
Rest your heart and your mind
This place won't bind
Some peace here you might find
Relax and chill out
Father Winter be my Albanian name
Odin or Santa will work out as well
I go by many names
Hard to keep track
Here have a cold one and simply
Try to chillax
I summoned
You here
Because you
Were filled with fear
You were scared
And tired
Chill out and just relax
The magick of my realm
Could be
Used to cause great harm
For you I calmed it and
The thermostat
Is set to chill
Music lofi
Because I
Want you to
Calm down and
Not release
Your rage
It's as cold
As mine
And your love
Has faded
Calm you will
Your heart's as cold as icy rage
So
Try to just chill out
Child of Dagdah
If you let your Magick
Loose it could cause
Solstice to be ruined
You want some peace
Lay in my arms
Let tension
Fall away
Music's still lofi
So,
You should be fine
Dagdah
Made you
And so
You're my child too
Even though
I don't know
What that side knows
We're one and the same
So release,
All of your pain
Chillax
And rest your head
My child
You'll be okay
Quell all the anger
So, chill
Out my child, for you
Are also
A child of
Winter's
Icy embrace
I want to
Help you to
Overcome
All you've faced
The hatred,
Betrayals
And all the
Things that gave
Off all the pain
And this curse
So I'll do what I can
To now give
Fight against
Chillax and relax
Here with me please
Try to get some rest
Your world it causes
So much bad stress
Relax here
No need to fear
Remember your mask
When you leave
I'd rather you return alive
I know your folks don't believe
In science or gods like me who exist
Just to be part of your lives
Try to survive
I want you
To be free of those
Who claim to serve me
If they spew hatred
Then they've made
Their death and
So, my child
Just rest
Here in
My arms
Are always here
To catch you
When you fall
If you need me
Just call.
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Why is there no snow?!?
Tell me now!!!
Why is there no snow?!?
Now!! I need to know why there is no snow!! So,
Why is there no snow?!?
Tell me now!!
Why is there no snow?!?
Now I need to know why here is no snow!! Oh,
Why is there no snow?!?
Tell me now!!
Why is there no snow?!?
Tell for I must know!!
Where is all of the snow?!? Why!?! Oh,
Why is there no snow falling here in Siberia where there was nothing but heavenly snow, oh why no snow oh arctic circle there should be tons of ice and snow but it's on fire and it's deprived of snow
Why is there no snow?!?
Where did it all go?!? I'm wondering where did it go
My name is Marzanna I'm a goddess of re birth but for that there first must be death and the fire of mirth that only comes when there is great and abundant snow of this ingredient I'm bereft
WHY?!?
I cannot work magic without snow?!?
Why is there no snow?!?
I must know!
Why is there no snow?!?
Why OH Why Oh?!?
I must find all the snow
Why is there no snow?!?
Why is there no snow?!?
Oh!!!!!!!
Why?!? Where'd it go
Why is there no snow?!?
Why is there no snow?!?
Imustfindalllthesnow!!!!!!
Why is there no snow?!?
Where'd it all go
I search the world and find that snow is rare and hard to find oh
Did my Grandchildren fail to do their job of spreading snow and joy
To all the world maybe I've failed them as their Grandmother I don't think so
Or maybe it's my son-in-law's fault
No it must be the humans but I can't blame them all
Only those who chose to ignore the warnings I've sent
Over all the years.
Ah, Jack THERE YOU ARE!?!?
Why is there no snow?!?
Did you all fail to do your job or did the humans put you up to slack off
If it was just them, Then I'll unleash my icy rage that I've kept all of these years or else the world end's I fear shall soon thus draw near.
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Len:
Hey, I'm Jack frost as you know
I'm best of winter I keep
Snow
If a winter with snow you want then bow down to me
Or not you see
I cause snow when and where I can I spread snow cross the lands
Rin:
Wait! No, I'm the real Jack Frost!
Don't believe this imposter
In
His fancy get up
I work to spread snow round for all of you
Let your hearts now be open for a solstice miracle
Or not
Len:
Shut up, sister! I've got this!
I've been our public face for all the human race
Making snow and making joy for all the kids
Who don't get toys because their parents are far too poor
Rin:
Dear brother, don't you see that
I'm trying to dispel some myths about us and all that we have to do
Bringing snow and making joy It's very hard work and of credit I want
My fair share
Len:
Fine I'll let you take your half
I just want to know what you're planning
About this gaffe it seems Siberia our childhood home
Has been on fire since last June because there is no snow
Rin:
Wait when did this happen oh
When did the coldest country
On
Earth lose every single flake of snow did the humans do this to our childhood home Granny will be so angry let's just flee
Both:
Oh, boy
She IS mad
There is nothing we could do so
Don't take it out on us
Hee-Ho Hee-Ho He-Ho-Ho-Ho
Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch
Please let go of our ears It's not our fault the humans kept Pollution alive
Ouch Ooh
Granny, STOP! Why are you so mad? Why?
Hee-Ho Hee-Ho Hee-Ho Hee-Ho Hee-Ho Hee-Ho Hee-Ho Hee-Ho Hee-Ho
We're so sorry. we had to.
Telling the truth is always the
Right thing to do
So now you know the reason for our Granny's rage and the reason she has stormed out of her icy cave
Hee-Ho!
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Looking down I see the world and I smile I see those who help this world for just a while but I don't know why they are so cruel and I'm no tool I love you and never a but that I say no matter what I will never again choose to hurt those I love the same way I was once vengeful to the world but now I will forgive the who's hearts where turned far away even if they're un willing to believe me I'll Find a way to sho how much I still love them I by day and by night I will mourn all that has led here now and the pain some how I love you I'm sorry they'll never say say what you will about love then I guess My love won't fade even if you again me betray There will only be love form me here I won't run I'll always be right here by your side although the humans may jeer and be snide if you wish love to see that is all you'll get from me even if you betray you see I love you not because you're special, though you are is what I'll long for even as I weep here alone waiting for the dawn to come again and even if those words from the humans I never hear I accept all the blame for my lot in this after life, or after death rather it seems now that I'm filled with strife and rising up I'll fill their cup with joy for the brand new year as I've done since long before Even if they say, "If Only" then, I will try to protect each one from the bitter cold they call the longest night of the year so Let my body then burn become fuel for the spell that shall steer the cold and keep them warm and well even if it costs my life to stave off death for all of them I will do so for their sake because no matter what they say I will still love all the humans who gave me life before even if now I must die 'pon the morn' my child shall arise. ooh
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Why did we
Ever think that
Donald Trump
Wouldn't drive us all
To the brink
Even when all he did
Was
Designed to torment those who
Suffer here
Worse
They tried to warn all of you
That he was a capitalist tool
His fascism has now spread to
The point that
Christmas in the year 2020
Which could have been the best Christmas
That this whole world had see is filled with
COVID-19
Make it worse
The absurd Curse
That has plagued
The country under his rule has
Sped up the
Rate at which
Support fascism in the States
Has reached an all time high
Yes, I know that verse
Their warnings seem to have
Been in vain
This song is my last warning
If he's not been depose the whole
World will go insane
The tyrant on his throne
Will do what others have
Done because that's who he seems to be
So rise up and raise a fist for justice
"Law and Order" is a sham policy
That was made
By Nixon and Regan
To target People of color and hippies.
The Mother of Exiles and I now command you rise up
Speak to protect those who are tempest tossed Heeeeere
Now it is half till midnight
Here in the land of the enslaved
And those who are oppressed
So now I hope
That there is enough magick
Left in Christmas to help you see
All Trump's tyranny
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Wassail! wassail! all over the town,
Our toast it is white, and our ale it is brown;
Our bowl is made of a maplin tree;
We be good fellows all;--I drink to thee.
Here's to our horse,6 and to his right ear,
God send our measter a happy new year:
A happy new year as e'er he did see, -
With my wassailing bowl I drink to thee.
Here's to our mare, and to her right eye,
God send our mistress a good Christmas pie;
A good Christmas pie as e'er I did see, -
With my wassailing bowl I drink to thee.
Here's to our cow, and to her long tail,
God send our measter us never may fail
Of a cup of good beer: I pray you draw near,
And our jolly wassail it's then you shall hear.
Be here any maids? I suppose here be some;
Sure they will not let young men stand on the cold stone!
Sing hey O, maids! come trole back the pin,
And the fairest maid in the house let us all in.
Come, butler, come, bring us a bowl of the best;
I hope your soul in heaven will rest;
But if you do bring us a bowl of the small,
Then down fall butler, and bowl and all.
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Peasants:
The fire is so large it is so big and grand
Dramatis Personae:
Hatsune Miku as Peasant 1
Kagimine Rin as Peasant 2 and War
Kagamine Len as Peasant 3 and Death
Kaito as Peasant 4 and The Beloved
Meiko as Peasant 5 and Brigid
Peasants:
The fire is so large it is so big and grand
The greatest party to be thrown within all these lands
Brigid:
And all that I want to do is try to hold your hand
But trying to do so isn't going quite to plan
Peasants:
Back and forth
In circles
Round fire go
Make it dance make it grow
Bring fire
To pyre
As we all know
Winter comes make it go
Dancing the night away
On Solstice Night
Is the way it is said
So to keep
Flames alight
In our hearts then
Dance until the fire's dead
Dancing round fire ain't really all that bad
Brigid:
Look, there's my beloved holding someone else's hand.
Hey you over there would you mind taking this dance
To help make my beloved see that he is losing his chance
If he fails to see that I am only doing this to spite him then
Perhaps he's not my true love
If that the he to flame I'll shove.
Peasants:
The fire is so large it is so big and grand
Bring Hellfire to fight fire
Let it now blaze chaos out of control
And if it fails to save us from winter's grasp
At least it will give us warmth until we reach Death's grasp
Dancing round a fire ain't really all that bad
Beloved:
But all that I want ot do is try to hold your hand
Peasants:
If you rise against the dying of the light of land
Round again
Dance again
As we all know
Death shall come for all, Yes?
But if we
All in time
Dance together
Maybe life it will last
Dance as one
Save the sun
Bring back Mabon
Maybe death wilt be gone
Pour you love
Into song
Join in the dance
Make the light here now last
Beloved:
Seems he hasn't noticed that anything's strange
Brigid:
Did he really love me or was I just deranged?
Both:
If I am to be free of all this cursed misery
Then have another dance with me for all the world to then see
Brigid:
Fare thee well my once bright flame
Beloved:
A new love to light then unto me came
Both:
Dancing here a waiting love
Brigid:
Brigid it be my name
Peasants:
Dancing round a fire it really does seem strange
But it is the way it's been
Done throughout every single human age
Rise against the dying of summer's bright light.
Brigid and Beloved:
Simply know I'm glad I got to hold on to your hand
Brigid:
For soon I'll be whisked back to that bright and distant land
But dear not for again my face you'll there for shall see
When the Mabon is fully reborn within the Spring
Tír na nÓg is calling me I really now must go
Beloved:
But the fire is not yet dead that much I have to show.
Both:
So before I disappear give me just this one chance
To with my new beloved have just one final dance
Brigid:
I promise I'll return, Father right before the dawn,
You will barely notice that I ever had been gone
Allow me to dance with him until my final song
I promise that to you I won't be away too long
A century on Earth only passes in a day
So this my last dance with you shall be a life time for you
Both:
I'll live your life with you if you thusly do choose
Peasants 1,2 & 3:
And thus the dance continued throughout the dead of night
With Brigid and her beloved dancing side by side
War:
I was going to take him but
Death:
It seems I was wrong
His hourglass fills up more with each passing song.
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O mighty stronghold of my salvation,
To praise You is a delight.
Restore my House of Prayer
And there we will bring a thanksgiving offering.
When You will have prepared the slaughter
For the blaspheming foe,
Then I shall complete with a song of hymn
The dedication of the Altar.
My soul had been sated with troubles,
My strength has been consumed with grief.
They had embittered my life with hardship,
With the calf-like kingdom's bondage.
But with His great power
He brought forth the treasured ones,
Pharaoh's army and all his offspring
Went down like a stone into the deep.
To the holy abode of His Word He brought me.
But there, too, I had no rest
And an oppressor came and exiled me.
For I had served aliens,
And had drunk benumbing wine.
Scarcely had I departed
At Babylon's end Zerubabel came.
At the end of seventy years I was saved.
To sever the towering cypress
Sought the Aggagite, son of Hammedatha,
But it became [a snare and] a stumbling block to him
And his arrogance was stilled.
The head of the Benjaminite You lifted
And the enemy, his name You obliterated
His numerous progeny - his possessions -
On the gallows You hanged.
Greeks gathered against me
Then in Hasmonean days.
They breached the walls of my towers
And they defiled all the oils;
And from the one remnant of the flasks
A miracle was wrought for the roses.
Men of insight - eight days
Established for song and jubilation
Bare Your holy arm
And hasten the End for salvation -
Avenge the vengeance of Your servants' blood
From the wicked nation.
For the triumph is too long delayed for us,
And there is no end to days of evil,
Repel the Red One in the nethermost shadow
And establish for us the seven shepherds.
Oh, giver of light.
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Hello! I am someone you know
I am one of the queens of snow
A simple dance
I bring to you
So that good will
Next year ensues
1, 2, 3 not as simple
As all that, but you're
Feeling the beat bouncing
Within your chest just take
A step back and the take
It all in. Then you see,
That's when the groove thus can
Truly begin with a
Step Step Pause
Twirl right around and then
Stomp your right foot
You got it and so now a
Step step pause
Twirl right around and then
Stomp your right foot
You got it and so now a
Step Step Pause
Twirl right around and then
Stomp your right foot
You got it and so now a
Step step pause
Twirl right around and then
Stomp your right foot
You got it and so now just
Clap Clap Clap Clap
Clap your hands to
Show you believe
In power of
Dance dance dance dance
In your own way
No matter what
The people will say
I am the queen of the
Unseelie we who
Get a bad rep
All we want is to play
And the winter is my home
And my domain so, if you
Believe in dance, join in
This blessed refrain with a
Step Step Pause
Twirl right around then
Stompu your right foot
You got it now again a
Step step pause
Twirl right around and then
Stomp your right foot
You got it now again a
Step Step Pause
Twirl right around and then
Stomp your right foot
You got it and so now a
Step step pause
Twirl right around and then
Stomp your right foot
You got it again just
Clap Clap Clap if
You believe that
The power of
Dance sets you free
Dance dance dance till
Morning comes I
Hope that you ha-
Have great fun goodbye
I must now return quickly
Before midnight chimes you know
Not that I vanish away
For good for you see I be
Within every heart and buried
In each and every soul
I don't go away for go
I live on in all of you
Clap Clap Clap if
You believe that
The power of
Dance sets you free
Dance dance dance until
The dawning
I'll be here in
All your hearts,
I'll sing!
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released October 31, 2020
Arrangement mixing and Mastering on all tracks, and Lyrics on all but Wassail, and Ma'oz Tzur: Paul Anthony "Tony" Adkins (JeronisLeror-P)
Music for all but Wassail and Ma'oz Tzur: Apple Loops
Music for Wassail and Ma'oz Tzur: Traditional
